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If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to James Dziak, who provided the winning punchline to 

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charlies angel July 4, 2012 at 12:53 pm
This looks like a preexisting condition. I guess I am forced to treat you
charlies angel July 4, 2012 at 12:56 pm
I have never seen a crack or blow addiction like this. We better call Dr. Drew.
L W Sagan July 4, 2012 at 01:03 pm
"That's a wick-ed growth you've got there."
Jax July 4, 2012 at 01:08 pm
I told you a tampon would stop a bloody nose.
Lisa stark July 4, 2012 at 01:24 pm
I'm sorry but hospital policy states all co-pays must be paid prior to service....
Scaremall July 4, 2012 at 02:06 pm
"By not treating you, I am adding chlorine to the gene pool."
Dan B July 4, 2012 at 02:21 pm
I think that Sudafed would work alot better at stemming the flow !
ALLEN CALVIN SR July 4, 2012 at 02:22 pm
Allen Calvin
When I said "You should blow your nose." I meant with a tissue.
Pedro Gonzalez July 4, 2012 at 03:38 pm
Relax, it could have been a nut cracker.
charlies angel July 4, 2012 at 03:40 pm
L o l. Now that was funny!
Yeah_Right July 4, 2012 at 03:53 pm
"This ought to finally clear up those sinuses!"
Yeah_Right July 4, 2012 at 03:55 pm
"Next time your wife tells you she wants to spark something inside of you... run!"
Kirk Neetz July 4, 2012 at 04:08 pm
There is a lot easier ways to remove unwante nose hair.
mary quinn July 4, 2012 at 05:05 pm
so your telling me it hurts to sit?
Joan Senffner July 4, 2012 at 05:18 pm
That's one way to blow your nose!!
Marc Kaufman July 4, 2012 at 05:59 pm
So...what seems to be the problem?
Daniel Kassl July 4, 2012 at 06:36 pm
THIS is why fireworks are banned in some towns.
Barry Croall July 4, 2012 at 07:47 pm
Tell me again what you said when the British Bloke offered you a banger on July 4th..?
Ron Grenda July 4, 2012 at 08:40 pm
Do you have Obamacare or Romneycare?
Plainfield Conservative July 4, 2012 at 08:44 pm
I didn't mean to literally "blow your nose".
Paige Faith July 4, 2012 at 08:51 pm
LOL
Retep July 4, 2012 at 09:33 pm
As soon as we hear back from your provider we can go ahead and cut the wick.
charlies angel July 5, 2012 at 01:48 am
Let me guess you just got back from the queens jubilee or you're trying out for jackass 6
Maureen July 5, 2012 at 11:33 am
I don't think Katy Perry meant to take the lyrics literally when she sings "Baby You're a Firework"...
Kandis Kuklinski July 5, 2012 at 01:28 pm
I may think this is funny, but it-snot!
stevan July 5, 2012 at 01:57 pm
"So, Mr. Jones. What exactly brings you into the office today?":
Al Diaz July 5, 2012 at 10:30 pm
Sorry sir, I can't fix stupid.
L W Sagan July 6, 2012 at 12:52 pm
"This IS the recommended procedure under Obamacare....but hey, you should be thankful we are only correcting your deviated septum.....the guy in the next room is in for his hemorrhoids."
Jason July 6, 2012 at 01:35 pm
I'll send the nurse in here to draw some blood & see if we can get this thing figured out. We should have the results back in 1 or 2 days.
Rick Anderson July 7, 2012 at 02:54 am
Who did this to you, Mr. Madigan?

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